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adjective satellite (s)

• turned or twisted toward one side(adj.all)

  Synonym:
  askew, awry, lopsided, skew-whiff, wonky
  

  source: wordnet30
• incongruous;inviting ridicule(adj.all)

  Example:
  That's a cockeyed idea.
  

  Synonym:
  absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous
  

  source: wordnet30
• very drunk(adj.all)

  Synonym:
  besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff
  

  source: wordnet30